Sexy Sentence Saturday: Screwdrivered by Alice Clayton

Today’s Sexy Sentence Saturday features lines from Screwdrivered by Alice Clayton. If you haven’t read it yet let me just say that Katiebird loved it. You can read her review here, and check out Gel’s beautiful picture quotes here. I had a great time reading it, and really recommend it if you love funny, romantic, and sexy. Alice is one of my very favorites in this genre, and if you’ve never read her books you are missing out on some great reading.

“Like a junkie, I was jonesing for a romance novel coupling. I needed a pulsing pillar of passion, a mammoth mail member, a cocky cobra ready to tangle with my vaginal mongoose.
I also needed to think about upgrading my reading. My imagery was actually starting to bother me.”

“Did you just spit something?” he asked, sounding curious and amused … “Never would have pegged you as a spitter, Vivian.”
Eyes suddenly wide, I sat straight up, almost levitating from the bed, then rallied. “Only when it’s something not worth swallowing.”
Hello line, I believe I just crossed over you. I distinctly heard Clark choke on a sip of what I assumed was his Scotch.”

“It doesn’t always have to be so hard. Sometimes falling in love just means turning around and seeing what’s right in front of you.”

“You want me, don’t you?” he asked, and I nodded. “Say it. Out loud.”
Did he just quote Twilight? No matter.
“Ah wah oo.” I managed. Not as sexy when you’re sucking someone’s thumb. But that’s okay. This was happening.”

“I’m going to fuck you on this balustrade, so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.” He slowly breathed me in, nudging me with his nose. Sweet heaven, my librarian was a dirty talker.”